THE MELODRAMA BEGINS...
 LADY MINTO - arrives in a horse drawn carriage. |
 LADY MINTO AND THE TOWN CRIER |
 LADY MINTO - greets the people of Salt Spring Island |
 HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Generous people of Salt Spring Island |
 LADY MINTO thanks the generous citizens |
 LADY MINTO gives $800,000 to VIHArvid for the surgery upgrades |
 VIHArvid Thanks the community |
 OH! LADY MINTO we must cry for thee, Read the lyrics by the Raging Grannies |
 VIHArvid has returned to strip us of our surgery |
 AAAH! HAA! What the Government giveth, the Government taketh |
 Woe is me! That dastardly VIHArvid! |
 A mourner of what was stolen from the community |
 Help the SOS Committee SAVE OUR SURGERY! |
 I wish the SOS would float away! |
 IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! SOS |